Dizzy Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8567867/Council-quizzed-over-zombie-invasion-plans-by-resident.html Suggestions anyone ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Too late for Warrington, the council has alredy been infiltrated by 'Zombies'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Firstly get an address for them so that they can apply for the appropriate benefits and also that they are paying the correct amount of council tax. Secondly set up an employment plan to get as many employed and off the benefits that they could claim otherwise. Thirdly make sure that their inhuman rights are not affected and that they are not discriminated against. Equal rights for zombies, after all they were human once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Would they also be eligible for free prescriptions and NHS care Obviously they are 'dead' so don't really need it but may still be able to claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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