Chris Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.... 'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Now, I did get that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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