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Julia Gillard, the Prime Minister of Australia and David Cameron, her British counterpart, are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

 

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

 

Julia goes first. "What will Australia be like in 100 years time"

 

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into a_ction and gives her a printout, she reads it out

 

"The country is in good hands under the new Prime Minister, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

 

David thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks "What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"

 

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

 

But he's just staring at it.

 

"Come on David" says Julia, "What does it say"

 

David replies, "buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!"

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