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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

 

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the

bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home.

 

She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is

in there already.

 

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

 

The man says, "Yes, it is."

 

Boy - "I have a football."

 

Man - "That's nice."

 

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

 

Man - "No, thanks."

 

Boy - "My dad's outside."

 

Man - "OK, how much?"

 

Boy - "?250"

 

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the

cupboard together.

 

Boy - "Dark in here."

 

Man - "Yes, it is."

 

Boy - "I have football boots. "The lover, remembering the last time, asks

the boy, "How much?"

 

Boy - "?750"

 

Man - "Sold."

 

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and

football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I

can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father says, "What?! How much did

you sell them for?"

 

Boy - "?1,000."

 

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to

church and make you confess."

 

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and he closes the door.

 

The boy says, "Dark in here."

 

The priest says, "Don't start that again. You're in my cupboard now."

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