Lt Kije Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Camilla?s Wedding Shoes Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly Tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the festivities Were finally over, she & Charles had retired to their room at the palace. Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling, Ones feet are killing one.' Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour But it would not budge. 'Harder' yelled Camilla. 'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so Bloody tight!' 'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.. Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla Exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.' In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that!' Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the Other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even tighter' At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's my boy, Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 I must copy that and email it to someone I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Best yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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