Lt Kije Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest > beside her...'Father, may I ask a favour?' > > 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?' > > 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my > mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and > I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it > through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' > > 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' > > 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' > > When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. > The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' > 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' > > The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you > have to declare from your waist to the floor?' > > 'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but > which is, to date, unused.' > > Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 good.............but not as funny as my French joke!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Where's your french joke Baz ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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