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Getting a Hair Dryer through customs

Lt Kije

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest

> beside her...'Father, may I ask a favour?'


> 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?'


> 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my

> mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and

> I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it

> through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'


> 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'


> 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'


> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

> The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

> 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'


> The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you

> have to declare from your waist to the floor?'


> 'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but

> which is, to date, unused.'


> Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

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