Dizzy Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Right..... Mr or Mrs Fly Tipper.... Would you like to come back in which ever vehicle you used last night/this morning and REMOVE all the FILTHY, STINKY, WET PILES of CUSHIONS that you have DUMPED in VARIOUS locations around here Yes I know I could ring the council and get them to send someone out in a van to remove them for you... but why should I do that and why indeed should the council have to do it !!! Are you aware Mr or Mrs Fly Tipper that there is a local TIP that you could have used ?? Are you also aware that there is a very real possibility that someone may have seen you and your vehicle on your travels depositing your filthy belongins along the way... and yes it doesn't take a genious to work out where they have probably come from either !!!!! As a reminder here is what you left... NOW BLOODY WELL GO AND REMOVE IT ALL...and I will say no more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Dizzy...the scum who do this kind of thing probably can't read, so your post will not be seen, hopefully they have been caught on CCTV and the correct punishment given, I won't hold my breath though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I know they probably wont see it SD but it at least made me feel slightly better having a rant about it and showing everyone what they have done... You never know though.. and like I say chances are someone round here will have spotted them and the culprit/vehicle will no doubt be identified. A few more walks with the dog and the usual grapevine whisperings usually get back to me Maybe Gary can splash the photos across the front page of his next magazine with a heading 'DIZZY'S GOT A RIGHT STROP ON NOW....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 That should cushion the blow Dismayed !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Ok I'm smiling again now You're back at last then I see... part timer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I guess that's the pillow talk sorted for tonight then Diz?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 See you all take fly tipping seriously then Well I give up trying to be serious ... you can all get stuffed now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 See you all take fly tipping seriously then Well I give up trying to be serious ... you can all get stuffed now That sounds like a pillow fight to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 It's all immaterial now.... I've been contacted and it's being sorted by someone who hasn't turned into a couch potato after all and who is still sitting in the background and keeping an eye on things. Thank you I still don't think the council should have to move it all though... the 'tosser' should be found and made to pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Sofa so good then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Me Mam blames it on the people from IKEA, with their throw out yer chintz today advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 DFS... Dumping fabrics and sofa's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RENT-A-GOAT Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Looks like far-eastern furnishings to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Scum of the earth!, pics are good though, getting good with the camera now Dizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 At least there was something of 'interest' for me to take some photos of I suppose. Not the same without snow and blue skies. Anyway... I'd like to pose this question to you all..... If you were the fly tipper.. would you dump a large pile in one spot then drive along and strategically place smaller piles 'neatly' in other nearby places. Personally I would have just dumped them all in one pile and vacated the area rather promptly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Maybe it's someone from a more affluent area, trying to give to the poor, without taking any credit for their charitable deed?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Yeuch... wouldn't like to see the state of the rest of their posh house if the cushions are anything to go by.... puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I notice they are still there. Get on to the Parish Council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I notice they are still there. Get on to the Parish Council. Are they short of cushions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Peter, what are you doing wandering around here. Were you checking that I hadn't edited the photos and super imposed cushions on them If there a particular cushion you liked the look of you only needed to ask and I would have put it to one side for you PS.... 2 parish council would have to be involved as they span the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I notice they are still there. Get on to the Parish Council. Are they short of cushions? Probably, they sit around a lot doing nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Gosh... the council's litter picker has just walked past ... wonder if they will go down the backs too and pick up all the packets of ham and beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Take some photos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I'm not that bored obs I could be accused of stalking the poor bloke ...... but I do have some pics of the ham packets. and the broken plastic storage, and plastic sheeting with someones address on it, and the carpet, and garden chair if you want me to upload those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Has anyone ever reported fly tipping? If so how long did it take before it was removed and what was the proceedure? Been told that it is as follows... surely this can't be right 1 A person rings up and reports and incident of Fly Tipping (etc). 2 The incident is logged onto the 'system' accordingly Information stored under the callers name/address etc? 3 It is then passed over to the relevant department 4 An Enforcement Officer will then be deployed to the actual location within 2 working days to 'assess' the situation. 5. This assessment involves asertaining whether the items have indeed been 'Fly Tipped' (eh??) and also to ascertain whether the location ie road/field/verge etc is actually Council OWNED 6. If the enforcement Officer is happy and agrees with the original report (by the person reporting it) then.... 7. Within 5 working days after this on location assessment the 'street team' will then be sent out in a van to remove the offending items note re point 7 If the EO is not satisfied then I presume the items are just left there indefinately or until someone else choses to remove them. AND OF COURSE (while I'm at it).... in the mean time, whilst all this is going on, many other people will probably ring up and report the same problem (logged under their names presumably) which takes up more of the call centre operatives time and which also gets passed on to the relevant department where someone will hopefully say 'oooh we've already had a report of that It would be interesting to know how many 'repeats' of things are actually on the call centres logs and how that affect the statistics of productivity. Would it not make more sense for the 'Enforcement Officer' to drive there in a van and if satisfied he/she could remove it whil he/she is there.... or better still just do away with the Enforcement Officer all together and just send the 'street bods' out in their van in the first place HAS ANYONE GOT A TRAILER I CAN BORROW AND WE WILL JUST TAKE THE LOT TO THE TIP TO SAVE THIER TIME, EFFORT AND COSTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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