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The Tax Inspector


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At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit

>> the books of a Synagogue.

>>

>> While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I

>> notice you buy a lot of candles, What do you do with the candle

drippings?"

>>

>> "Good question" noted the Rabbi.

>> "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every

>> now and then they send us a free box of candles."

>> "Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual

>> question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

>>

>> "What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the

crumbs?"

>> "Ah, yes" replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying

>> to trap him with an unanswerable question.

>> "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every

>> now and then they send us a free box of bread wafers."

>> "I see" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster

>> the know-it-all Rabbi.

>>

>> "Well, Rabbi" he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover

>> foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

>> "Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi.

>> "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax

>> Office, And about once a year they send us a complete prick."

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