Lt Kije Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit >> the books of a Synagogue. >> >> While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I >> notice you buy a lot of candles, What do you do with the candle drippings?" >> >> "Good question" noted the Rabbi. >> "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every >> now and then they send us a free box of candles." >> "Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual >> question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: >> >> "What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" >> "Ah, yes" replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying >> to trap him with an unanswerable question. >> "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every >> now and then they send us a free box of bread wafers." >> "I see" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster >> the know-it-all Rabbi. >> >> "Well, Rabbi" he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover >> foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" >> "Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi. >> "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax >> Office, And about once a year they send us a complete prick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aaron Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 haha that is absolutely quality ii applaud you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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