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I've just seen 2 Vultures


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Not what you expect to see at 5.55pm on a Saturday night in Stockton Heath.

 

Was walking my dog through Stockton Heath Village and had just gone through the Church yard and there they were lurking in the darkness :shock:

 

I looked around and there was not another person in sight although I could hear the distant shouts and screams from the teenagers congregating on the upper carpark with their bikes and skateboards.

 

Should I double back or walk on... what should I do? They hadn't seen me but I HAD seen them and it was a chance that I couldn't resist.

 

So tentatively walking forwards onto the Lower Forge Car Park area, deserted all but for a handfull of parked cars, I did it and aproached them :shock:

 

For such large beast they were rather timid and would not engage in any form of eye contact. Infact they acted as if I was not there....

 

Maybe it was because I was moving and they only prey on stationary targets... who knows..... but it gave me a sudden sense of power and just as they both tucked into the shere delights of their latest victim I SHOUTED

 

"YOU PAIR OF VULTURES... IT'S FIVE TO SIX ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.. THE CAR PARK IS ALMOST EMPTY AND YOU ARE SLAPPING PARKING TICKETS ON THE ODD CAR THAT IS HERE... IT'S BLOODY FREE PARKING IN HALF AN HOUR.... GET A LIFE AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT PICK YOUR FAG ENDS UP THAT YOU LEAVE AROUND THE TOILET BLOCK AND CHURCH HALL STEP WHERE YOU USUALLY HIDE !!!! :oops::lol::oops::lol:

 

I just couldn't resist 8)

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