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One way ticket to Mars, no thank you!

 

NASA?yes you guessed it, those bonkers Americans are at it again, coming up with great ideas. They want people to volunteer and also to sponsor the project called ?Hundred Year Starship? with a view of you staying on Mars permanently, eventually to colonise it.

 

What happens if you become ill, need a dentist or worse a swift drink in the local with your freinds?

 

I know a few people I would like to volunteer for it, now where?s my cheque book?

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One way ticket to Mars, no thank you!

 

 

What happens if you become ill, need a dentist or worse a swift drink in the local with your freinds?

 

No problem with having a drink you could always take a 'MARS BAR' with you'

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One way ticket to Mars, no thank you!

 

 

What happens if you become ill, need a dentist or worse a swift drink in the local with your freinds?

 

No problem with having a drink you could always take a 'MARS BAR' with you'

 

I suppose that there would be a lot of time for work, rest and play! :wink:

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........ and just imagine it, in a few years time; with the beginings of a new world, the new colonys..... and some crackpot turns up wanting a 20mph speed limit imposed on moon buggies!

 

Would that be with or without consultation?

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without of course are you stupid :lol:

 

The ratio of space v air quality v number of people v vehicles combined with the gravitational pull and orbit speed calculations (based on information derived from the the average number of incidents on Pluto) would clearly show that an speed of 52.543644738297 (light years) would result in a far safer environment for all :?

 

Eh :shock::oops::lol:

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