Bill Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Here?s a baffler! Last night I went to bed as normal but woke up this morning with a really badly sprained ankle. How?s that possible? As far as I know I don?t walk in my sleep, I live in a bungalow so there?s no stairs to fall down and I don?t believe in alien abductions so what?s left? Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 And it's taken you until now to mention it Sounds like an a naff excuse for simply 'wanting a day off on the sick' to me Bill If it's not that.......... Have you questioned you wife OR were you playing out the Warrington Town match win in your dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Was it an inversion or eversion sprain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 probably got it twisted up in the blanket at some time. or the wife has taken up all in wrestling in her sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted September 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 It's still bloomin sore this morning but thankfully not so bad as yesterday. As it happens, I'm on a day off today with a wedding to go to at Loch Lomond but I reckon even if I died in my sleep I'd still get up and be in work on time. Think this ones going to remain a mystery. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Two questions, Bill: Are things OK between you and the mrs? Have you ever seen Misery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahl Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 sleepwalking over roads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted September 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Fug said Are things OK between you and the mrs? The dividing wall and it all looks pretty solid to me. Whal said sleepwalking over roads What, leaving a warm bed and then walking home. Nah I drive these days it?s safer! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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