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The Strangest Thing


Wingnut
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I was sat by me garden pond last night, hand feeding me Koi carp. I was really enjoying the sunset in the tranquility of me wildlife garden. The little stream and waterfall was gurgling away, when all of a suden I heard a voice say; Pick Me Up.

 

I looked around but there was nobody there. Again I heard the voice, Pick Me Up. And then I saw it. It was a little green frog.

 

The frog said; Pick Me Up, Kiss Me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful wench you have ever seen, and you'll be the envy of all yer mates.

 

So I picked the frog up, and put it into me breast pocket and fastened it in. What are yer doin asked the frog, I said Kiss Me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful wench you have ever seen.

 

Nahhh says I, at my age I'd sooner have a talking frog.

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