Wingnut Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 The bride said she wasn?t too happy about the way I treat her. So I took her to see a marriage councillor. She poured her heart out to him, and listed everything that has gone wrong in the past twelve years. The councillor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces me bride, and kisses her passionately. Then he turned to me and said; this is what she needs at least three times a week. Can you do this? So I thought about it for a while and told him I could drop her off on a Thursday and Friday, but I go fishing on a Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Twelve years? If she'd brained you with a shovel on the honeymoon, she'd have been released by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted April 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Twelve years? Did I say twelve years? Doesn't time fly when yer having fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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