Wingnut Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Why do divers sit on the edge of their boats and drop off backwards into the water? Cos if they went forwards they would land in the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Not if they sat on the opposite edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 I always thought it was so the pressure of the water didn't smack their masks into their faces as they hit, but then I've never had the vaguest urge to coat myself in neoprene and leap into shark infested sewage, so what would I know....?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 I thought it was a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 As it was placed in the Jokes and Quizzes section and didn't end in a ?, you're probably on to something, Asp.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 I knew I could be right most of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I knew I could be right most of the time Don't you mean starboard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 What's this then, a Wenchy imigrant on board eh? who never had an urge. I once had an urge, but me Mam sorted that one out. <*)))))>{ You hold her hands behind her back Cap'n Asp, I'll give her lugholes a bit of a twist, Wolfie, you grab her legs, and we'll have her over the side. Fancy a bit o' Port do yer? <*)))))>{ ............................................................................................ As it was placed in the Jokes and Quizzes section and didn't end in a ?, you're probably on to something, Asp.... .................................................................................. Should have gone to specsavers cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I'm Lp. Why are you Did I say somthing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 I'm Lp. Why are you Did I say somthing No, Wingy, it was your artistic fish logo that took my breath away for a moment there. Bowled over by your artistry, I was..... speechless in the face of such talent..... overawed. You know how it is - us Wenchy immigrant types always go weak at the knees over feminine artistic nancy boys.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Thank God for that then. I thought I'd said something to upset you. Good init eh? This one's a red herring. <*)))))>{ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 And I thought it was the bit about 'having her' over the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Thank God for that then. I thought I'd said something to upset you. Good init eh? This one's a red herring. <*)))))>{ If Obs hasn't managed to upset me yet, you're not going to, are you Wingy?! Swordfish for you: -----<*)))))>{ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 And I thought it was the bit about 'having her' over the side. That's nothing compared to his sausage surprise..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ,?? . ????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ___/J-._ ??????????????????????????????????????????????????? -"?? L??? ~ ????????????????????????????????????????????????? -"????? '? ; \ ???????????????????????????????????????????????? "?????? /?? `r,\ . ??????????????????????????????????????????????? /?????? |??????? \ ?????????????????????????????????????????????? /???? ???\?????? ;.\ ?????????????????????????????????????????????? |???????? f"-_ "" ' \ ?????????????????????????????????????????????? |?????? \? ',,-. bj ?????????????????????????????????????????????? |?????? : : \?? L`]_/ ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????|????? """; :\ " ?????????????????????????????????????????????? |?? :::???? \ ?????????????????????????????????????????????? |o:?????? :: \ ????????????????????????????????????????????? /:::'??????? | ??????????????????????? ?????????????????????/?????????????? - - ??????????????????????????????????????????? /???????????????? !_\ ??????????? _,,,--._???????????????????? _."??????? :.? .-'x? \ ????????? ," ,..??? "-,????????????? _,-"????????? ::;. :?? |? | ??????? ,, "'??? `~..? )??? __,---"""????????????? ???????? |? L____ ???????? ,???????? ,).(__,-"?????????????????????????????? | _|-,???? """--"", ?????? , '.?????? \?? ,???? '.. .????????????????????? 7 _? /??? __,,,_?? | ?????? ' "?? ;? ;.??? ,-"? ::;.??? ??????.???????????????? _? L"""""????? T? J ?????? , ?? : `? /??????? ??????????????????????? (??? ""-,,_?????? / / ????? ,??? ,::;: ? |??????? .???? (?? ".???????????? \???????? ""-----./ ????? ', : :;; ;?? |???????? ;;;?? "-,????????????? __, ""--,,,,,,,__?? | ??????????? ?????? |??????? :; ;;;??? ".??????? _,""??????????????? _l? J ???? ,'? ' )`????? |???????? ;??????? |--,,--""?????????????????? | T / ???? '?? ,: ????? L,___??????????? _j?????????????????????????? l/ / ??????? : '? ?????????? \?????? _,-"???????????????????????????? / / ??????? `??? ??????????? J / ,-"????????????????????????????? _," / ???????? : ;??????????????? / /:/?????????????????????????????? /??? / ??????? ,????? '????????? /" o:/???? ??????????????????????????/_,""" ??????? ;???? '?????????? L_(_l\ ???????? `)? '????????????? -,, "-._ ????? ''-'`"?????????????????? ""-,_"""", ??????????????????????????????????? "-L? \ Wingnut, excellent images of fish, very artistic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Blummin heck SD you either have a lot of patience, too much time on your hands or are very artistic with spaces and symbols. I'm VERY impressed... Nice one. Can you do dogs too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 ???????????? ? ????? _,--'?? ,/::.; ?? ,-'?????? ,/::,' `---.___ ?? |?????? ,:';:/??????? ;'"`;"`--./ ,-^.;--. ?? |??? ,:';,'???????? '???????? `.?? ;`?? `-. ??? \:.,:::/;/ -:.?????????????????? `? `???? `-. ???? \:::,'//__.;? ,;? ,? ,? :.`-.?? :. ? ;?????? :. ????? \,',';/O)^. :'? ;? ? '__` `? :::`.?????? .:' ) ????? |,'? |\__,: ;????? ;? '/O)`.?? :::`;?????? ' ,' ?????????? |`--''??????????? \__,' , :::????? ,' ?????????? `??? ,??????????? `--' ,: :::,'\?? ,-' ??????????? | ,;???????? ,??? ,::'? ,::? ,' ??????????? |,?????? .(????????? ,::? ` ??????????? ::'_?? _?? :??????? ,::/: ?????????? ,',' `-' \?? `.????? ,:::/,: ????????? | : _ ?_?? |?? '???? ,::,' ::: ????????? | \ O`'O? ,',?? ,??? :,'?? ;:: ?????????? \ `-'`--',:' ,' , ,,'????? :: ??????????? ``:.:.__?? ',-','??????? ::' ???????? ??????`--.__, ,::.???????? ::' ?????????????????? | ::::.?????? ::' ?????????????????? | :::::?? ,::' Dismayed, will this do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 It most certainly will SD Pity it has such a sad expression and that the ears aren't upright though... only kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 http://www.chris.com/ascii/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Doh! I wondered how long it would take someone to find out, but I never admitted to creating the artwork. Well done Eagle Sorry Observer did not mean to mislead. If you would like to produce a image in ASCII format eg. type, dots, hyphens and lines etc, is to get a suitable image and using a desk top publishing software and using layers if possible, trace over the image using the characters and judgment to produce creative artwork, it is fiddly but satisfying. This method has been used since the creation of the typewriter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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