Wingnut Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Just heard the bride talking to somebody on the phone. I heard her say; I'm fed up with this now, I want it to go away. it's just lying there doing nothing. I think she was on about the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 or the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 I bet she wasn't Wingy.. but glad you took the initiative to jump up and do something just incase Why doesn't Mrs Wingy post on here.. she could tell us all your little secrets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Aye yer right there Sid, the dirty begger just lies there stinkin. Now and again it gets up and scoots its self along the carpet, by pulling its self forward with its front legs. Must have an itch or summat. Dizz, how do you know she isn't already? I know somebody who went onto a forum, and made certain comments. They then logged in again under a different name, and started arguing with himself. No, not me, but I thought it was so funny when he got found out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Please can Mrs Wingy NOT tell me any secrets. I am just about sleeping properly again now after the last lot of Wingy revelations.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dizzy Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dizz, how do you know she isn't already? I know somebody who went onto a forum, and made certain comments. They then logged in again under a different name, and started arguing with himself. No, not me, but I thought it was so funny when he got found out. So is LP actually Mrs Wingy then but she's trying not to let on As for people talking with themselves on a forum.. I'll remember that for when you lot start completely ignoring me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dear God, Dis, what an appalling thought. Put me right off me Sausage Surprise for ages that will..... Sorry, I'm just boring old me - no alter egos in play and no links to anyone else on here as far as I know; and my husband definitely doesn't post. Reads it, and thinks it's hilarious, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Your husband reads it and laughs.. is it a nice laugh or an evil one My other half just tutts loudly as he walks past and often mumbles something along the lines of being brain dead, wasting skills and time doing nothing of use and being a billy no mates... I presume he is talking about himself...bless him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Depends what's on here at the time. He's highly amused by the idea of me as a bivvy wench to a bunch of grubby fishermen or pottering about in thongs and wellies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 would that be the standard green wellies or those wader type aaaagh now you've got me at it and it's too early in the morning to be at it. must remember not to read threads like this until my brain has achieved some semblance of awake. strange thing is that wellies is not in the dictionary for the spell checker. what it comes up with as an alternative is the plural of the diminutive form of william Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Billies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 strange thing is that wellies is not in the dictionary for the spell checker. what it comes up with as an alternative is the plural of the diminutive form of william Ok so I had to try it My MS word spell checker for 'wellies' comes up with Willies , Jellies, weeklies and bellies and 'welly' comes up with willy and wally yours must be a posh one Evils ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 had it specially installed by a professor of English literature from Oxford languages department still comes with those alternatives though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 would that be the standard green wellies or those wader type You'd have to ask Obs - that's his fantasy.... I wear a pair of tatty old trainers in the snow and ice. Perfectly sensible and not in any way designed to get anyone at anything before noon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 had it specially installed by a professor of English literature from Oxford languages department still comes with those alternatives though Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error write Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect owl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Brill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Not my own work I hasten to add... I got it of t'interweb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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