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Drinking in Scotland


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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.


Game keeper shouts ' Dinnae drink thon water min, its foo o' coo's shyte n pish.'


Man replies 'My good fellow, I'm English. Repeat that in English'.


Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'

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