Eagle Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav, minger, woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk (a sprawling council estate on Glasgow's east-side) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*** naw, they're no twins. The auldest wan's 9, and the ither wan's 7. Why the f*** would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam.' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you've been sh..... twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Eagle - has that been translated from the scouse version to prevent the usual scouse backlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted March 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 If it had been the scouse version it wouldn't have lasted 'til noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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