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If It Wasn't true..............


Wingnut

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A 13 year old lad was sat on a park bench one Thursday afternoon reading the Beano.

He was approached by a police officer who held on to his own lapels at the same time bending and stretching from the knees three times.

 

Now then young man said the officer. Why aren't you in school?

Oh, that's okay officer said the 13 year old, I'm on paternity leave.

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