Wingnut Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 In my next life I want to live my life backwards.. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Sounds good to me. Just think of the benefits of life's experience to enjoy. I always say, that if I knew what I know now when I was a teenager, I would have had a ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agamemnon1 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Peter !!!! You mean you aint got any ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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