observer Posted December 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Now that one took some IQ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Now that one took some IQ! "oh do be quiet dear.... you are begining to look like a fool" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grumpy old man Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Breaking news!!! Another professional footballer has been burgled. In order to maintain his image as a role model to many non smoking liberal Britons, Roque Santa Cruz rolled on the rug in front of the fireplace and shouted foul. The burglars laughed at the pillock and took the money. A police spokesman said that smoking is a serious issue that should be stamped out before too many rugs suffer similar trauma. When questioned, a shandy hugging liberal type said "I'm glad smokings banned, yeee haaa." . . Report ends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Breaking news!!! Another professional footballer has been burgled. In order to maintain his image as a role model to many non smoking liberal Britons, Roque Santa Cruz rolled on the rug in front of the fireplace and shouted foul. The burglars laughed at the pillock and took the money. A police spokesman said that smoking is a serious issue that should be stamped out before too many rugs suffer similar trauma. When questioned, a shandy hugging liberal type said "I'm glad smokings banned, yeee haaa." . . Report ends You had better go and see matron as it appears you have taken the wrong prescription. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Noticed they robbed a Late Shop in Appleton; not just money, but fags - perhaps they're becoming too expensive for the chavs?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safeway56 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Breaking news!!! Another professional footballer has been burgled. In order to maintain his image as a role model to many non smoking liberal Britons, Roque Santa Cruz rolled on the rug in front of the fireplace and shouted foul. The burglars laughed at the pillock and took the money. A police spokesman said that smoking is a serious issue that should be stamped out before too many rugs suffer similar trauma. When questioned, a shandy hugging liberal type said "I'm glad smokings banned, yeee haaa." . . Report ends Probably sat in the rubble of where his favourite pub used to stand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Noticed they robbed a Late Shop in Appleton; not just money, but fags - perhaps they're becoming too expensive for the chavs?! It was Grappenhall Obs... unless of course there were two Late Shops done over . Bargain Booze got raided a day or so before round here too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Maybe there are less smokers over there, hence more stock on the shelves?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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