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Another professional footballer has been burgled. In order to maintain his image as a role model to many non smoking liberal Britons, Roque Santa Cruz rolled on the rug in front of the fireplace and shouted foul. The burglars laughed at the pillock and took the money. A police spokesman said that smoking is a serious issue that should be stamped out before too many rugs suffer similar trauma. When questioned, a shandy hugging liberal type said "I'm glad smokings banned, yeee haaa."

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Breaking news!!!

 

Another professional footballer has been burgled. In order to maintain his image as a role model to many non smoking liberal Britons, Roque Santa Cruz rolled on the rug in front of the fireplace and shouted foul. The burglars laughed at the pillock and took the money. A police spokesman said that smoking is a serious issue that should be stamped out before too many rugs suffer similar trauma. When questioned, a shandy hugging liberal type said "I'm glad smokings banned, yeee haaa."

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You had better go and see matron as it appears you have taken the wrong prescription. :roll:

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Breaking news!!!

 

Another professional footballer has been burgled. In order to maintain his image as a role model to many non smoking liberal Britons, Roque Santa Cruz rolled on the rug in front of the fireplace and shouted foul. The burglars laughed at the pillock and took the money. A police spokesman said that smoking is a serious issue that should be stamped out before too many rugs suffer similar trauma. When questioned, a shandy hugging liberal type said "I'm glad smokings banned, yeee haaa."

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Probably sat in the rubble of where his favourite pub used to stand

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Noticed they robbed a Late Shop in Appleton; not just money, but fags - perhaps they're becoming too expensive for the chavs?! :shock::wink:

 

It was Grappenhall Obs... unless of course there were two Late Shops done over :shock: . Bargain Booze got raided a day or so before round here too :cry:

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