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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws


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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why

some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending

machine.

 

3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those

who don't.

 

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently

talented fool.

 

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50

chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get

it wrong.

 

6. The shin bone is a device for finding

furniture in a dark room.

 

7. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a

fine for doing well.

 

8. When you go into court, you are putting

yourself into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of

jury duty.

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