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David Bowie is appearing on Bing Crosby’s Christmas Show. When he arrives for filming he notices that Bing is very downcast.

“What’s up, Mr Crosby?” Asks Bowie

“Oh the rubber ring that I sit on for my piles has deflated. It’s like a second butt for me.”

“Ah don’t worry, all those tight costumes that I used to wear have left me with a similar problem. I am always prepared and I can lend you a Rubber Bum Pump.”

“A Rubber Bum Pump ?”

“A Rubber Bum Pump !”

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On the subject of singers,

I was walking down the street carrying an eel when I bumped into Dean Martin.
I asked him do you know what sort of eel this is?
He said that's a moray.

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