asperity Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 My doctor said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said, “What, like bacon and burgers?.” He said, “No fatty, don’t eat anything.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 I was told to stay away from saturated fats. apparently he is a pool shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 I have been trying to lose weight and my fitness instructor told me to bend down and touch my toes. I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. would it be Ok if I just wave to them?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 I went to the gym last week. spent a whole hour watching them run of those treadmill things like demented hamsters. Best £2.00 i have ever spent on a cup of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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