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With acknowledgements to "Private Eye" magazine

 

If you go down in the woods today

You'd better not go alone.

The woods are full of kids in hoods

Who'll steal your mobile phone.

 

(from "Tony Blair's Picnic")

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  • 3 months later...

TLC - this is my poor attempt:

 

All around the parking lot

The non-human primate chased the small animal with long body,

The non-human primate thought it be amusing.

 

Rupture goes the animal with the long body

 

A pound for a bobbin of fiber,

Two pounds for a piercing

That's the way the currency goes

 

Rupture goes the animal with the long body

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