asperity Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 With acknowledgements to "Private Eye" magazine If you go down in the woods today You'd better not go alone. The woods are full of kids in hoods Who'll steal your mobile phone. (from "Tony Blair's Picnic") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I like it Asperity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 half a pound of tuppeny rice half a pound of treacle against the law to use these weights six months, next case please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHA - unfortunately true but funny anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLC Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 hahahah mary had a little lamb she also had a few peas, some carrots but only one potato, cause she was on a diet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Every one a gem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 TLC - this is my poor attempt: All around the parking lot The non-human primate chased the small animal with long body, The non-human primate thought it be amusing. Rupture goes the animal with the long body A pound for a bobbin of fiber, Two pounds for a piercing That's the way the currency goes Rupture goes the animal with the long body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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