asperity Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Barack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital and he enters a ward fullof patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness. He greets one.The patient replies:"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,Great chieftain o the puddin race,Aboon them a ye take yer place,Painch, tripe or thairm,As langs my airm."Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.The next patient responds:"Some hae meat an canna eat,And some wad eat that want it,But we hae meat an we can eat,So let the Lord be thankit."Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moveson to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty,Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle"Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor andasks, 'Is this a psychiatric ward?''No,' replies the doctor, 'this is the serious Burns unit.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 ....and there was me thinking someone had put the Warrington hospital parking situation in this section!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted June 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 I'm afraid that's no joke Gary!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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