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On a drive back from Scotland last week, we were discussing how bad some of the coffees were from the various establishments on the motorway. My workmate in the car was only 35 so when I was doing my when I was a lad thing, understandably he was a bit confused never having heard of coffee in a bottle.

 

I was telling the wife about this while shopping and she'd never had it since she was a kid so we decided to pick up a bottle. Seems it more used these days as a flavouring for baking or for making liquors but I'm sitting here now with a mug of the stuff made with hot milk and it's spot on!

 

Happy days as someone used to say.

 

Bill :)

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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to one side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued,,,

"Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him his coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table.

It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years.

 

" "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again." 

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(sorry I just can't help myself sometimes  :P )

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Good one!

 

I don't take any tablets if I can avoid em but I think Viagra is marvelous.

I cut each tablet very carfully into four tiny pieces to avoid the full effect.

Just enough to stop me peeing on me shoes!

 

Had a minor op on my knee yesterday to repair a torn cartledge following a rough landing on my last base jump. I don't know what they must have used on me but I've had zero pain. They gave me a whole load of pain killers but as yet I havent needed anything. Begining to wonder if they've actually done anything. :P

 

Explains high number of posts.

 

Bill :)

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