Bill Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 On a drive back from Scotland last week, we were discussing how bad some of the coffees were from the various establishments on the motorway. My workmate in the car was only 35 so when I was doing my when I was a lad thing, understandably he was a bit confused never having heard of coffee in a bottle. I was telling the wife about this while shopping and she'd never had it since she was a kid so we decided to pick up a bottle. Seems it more used these days as a flavouring for baking or for making liquors but I'm sitting here now with a mug of the stuff made with hot milk and it's spot on! Happy days as someone used to say. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Not exactly coffee as it only contains 4% caffeine free coffee. As its name states, more of a camp coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I used to love the stuff too.... my mum used to make it with hot milk and loads of sugar..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Funny, I don't normally add sugar to tea or coffee but I found this very sweet as it was. As for the caffine content, I don't know how much is in regular stuff so 4% might be low enough for drinking at night? Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I got a bottle recently from Asda but as with all childhood memories the taste was never the same as I remembered . The same as Colmans mustard and Ovaltine just a mere shadow of the original taste. And even Vosene shampoo doesn't smell like it use to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I'm surprised they still sell it under the same name with all the PC brigade nonsense these days. I bet some muppet has complained though and said it is offensive to use the word 'camp' these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I think more would probably be offended by them using the term coffee in something which is predominantly chicory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/9f/You_fucker567.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/180?cb=20070511122845 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Cracker! Was just saying to the wife how the labling has gone a bit more PC these days with the master servant thing but only got the joke when I blew up the image to read the wording. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Whoops I only intended to show the comparison between the old and new labeling. But yes I am now an accidental comic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 As both the highlander and the Sikh are sat enjoying the brew, one can only assume that a woman is now waiting on both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to one side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued,,, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him his coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years. " "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again." ......................................................(sorry I just can't help myself sometimes ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Good one! I don't take any tablets if I can avoid em but I think Viagra is marvelous. I cut each tablet very carfully into four tiny pieces to avoid the full effect. Just enough to stop me peeing on me shoes! Had a minor op on my knee yesterday to repair a torn cartledge following a rough landing on my last base jump. I don't know what they must have used on me but I've had zero pain. They gave me a whole load of pain killers but as yet I havent needed anything. Begining to wonder if they've actually done anything. Explains high number of posts. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Latchy/Bill etc What do the funny labels say cos the the pic goes really fuzzy when I enlarge it and I'm feeling left out now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 You don't want to know Diz, your moderating may be put to the test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I prefer twee tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Aww can't you message me it then Wolfie.. p l e a s e <big hugs and all that> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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