Dizzy Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 :lol: :lol: Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres .......The missus bought a Paperback,down Shepton Mallet way,I had a look inside her bag;T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it,And at ten I went to bed.An hour later she appeared;The sight filled me with dread.In her left she held a rope;And in her right a whip!She threw them down upon the floor,And then began to strip.Well fifty years or so ago;I might have had a peek;But Mabel hasn't weathered well;She's eighty four next week!!Watching Mabel bump and grind;Could not have been much grimmer.And things then went from bad to worse;She toppled off her Zimmer!She struggled back upon her feet;A couple minutes later;She put her teeth back in and said"I am a dominator!!"Now if you knew our Mabel,You'd see just why I spluttered,I'd spent two months in tractionFor the last complaint I'd uttered.She stood there nude and nakedBent forward just a bitI went to hold her, sensual likeand stood on her left tit!Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;My God what had I done!She moaned and groaned then shouted out:"Step on the other one!!"Well readers, I can tell no more;Of what occurred that day.Suffice to say my jet black hair,Turned fifty shades of grey!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Missed this one Dizzy. thought your name was referring to ' I predict'. Very amusing poem, no doubt even better when delivered by Pam Ayres. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 I tried to find an online version of her reading it at the time Harry but i couldn't find one. She is really funny and it's her accent that makes me laugh even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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