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harry hayes
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Paraphrased - read it elsewhere.

 

Yorkshire chap in a pub receives a telephone call, then orders drinks all round.  "My wife has given birth to a 25 lb baby  he's going to be a rugby league player when he grows up".

 

Everyone exclaims surprise at the weight of the child.

 

Back again a fortnight later.  Asked what the baby now weighed  "20 lbs".   

 

That's less than he weighed at birth.

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"Yes, we,ve had him circumcised".

 

Happy days

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