algy Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'' Bonus Joke! I said to the clerk at the station ticket office ''I would like to go to Paris please". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''Well I have been on telly and appeared in a talent show but I'm no Dean Martin''. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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