Blackpool

[Rockcutting]

The Joke is.....

You don't swim in the sea at Blackpool....

you just go through the motions...

I think toilet humour is a load of sh.t!

 

[Cleopatra]

What's this.....? Rockman using a vulgar word!

[algy]

Rc, you started off on the forum, giving the impression that you were an eloquent, well bred, learned aristocrat seeking for information on the history of Hill Cliff, it has only taken you four months to descend to the level that the rest of us have taken years to achieve, welcome to the club!.

[Rockcutting]

We had a few friends here yesterday. The conversation was about pollution in the North Sea and, specifically, about the area of Morcambe Bay. Then the conversation went quiet and I tried to fill the void with one of my very old jokes. I could see my wife looking at me and her eyes said "Don't you dare" but I did dare and they all thought the joke was hillariously funny. Raucous laughter!

Why is toilet humour not eloquent?

[Cleopatra]

There's nothing eloquent about sh.t.

[wolfie]

I remember when all the toilets were stolen from Scotland Yard, a police spokesman said that they had nothing to go on.

[Cleopatra]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

[Robbo]

constipation Cleo?

[algy]

We had a few friends here yesterday. The conversation was about pollution in the North Sea and, specifically, about the area of Morcambe Bay. Then the conversation went quiet and I tried to fill the void with one of my very old jokes. I could see my wife looking at me and her eyes said "Don't you dare" but I did dare and they all thought the joke was hillariously funny. Raucous laughter!

Why is toilet humour not eloquent?

My god, I sympathise with your wife, RC.

[Rockcutting]

My wife agrees with you Algy.