Rockcutting Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 The Joke is..... You don't swim in the sea at Blackpool.... you just go through the motions... I think toilet humour is a load of sh.t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 What's this.....? Rockman using a vulgar word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 Rc, you started off on the forum, giving the impression that you were an eloquent, well bred, learned aristocrat seeking for information on the history of Hill Cliff, it has only taken you four months to descend to the level that the rest of us have taken years to achieve, welcome to the club!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted May 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 We had a few friends here yesterday. The conversation was about pollution in the North Sea and, specifically, about the area of Morcambe Bay. Then the conversation went quiet and I tried to fill the void with one of my very old jokes. I could see my wife looking at me and her eyes said "Don't you dare" but I did dare and they all thought the joke was hillariously funny. Raucous laughter! Why is toilet humour not eloquent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 There's nothing eloquent about sh.t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 I remember when all the toilets were stolen from Scotland Yard, a police spokesman said that they had nothing to go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 constipation Cleo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 We had a few friends here yesterday. The conversation was about pollution in the North Sea and, specifically, about the area of Morcambe Bay. Then the conversation went quiet and I tried to fill the void with one of my very old jokes. I could see my wife looking at me and her eyes said "Don't you dare" but I did dare and they all thought the joke was hillariously funny. Raucous laughter!Why is toilet humour not eloquent? My god, I sympathise with your wife, RC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted May 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 My wife agrees with you Algy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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