algy Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day whilethey were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralphsuddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottomand pulled him out. When the Head Nursing Director became awareof Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to bedischarged from the hospital, as she now considered her to bementally stable.When the section nurse went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I havesome good news and somebad news. The good news is you're beingdischarged, since you were able to rationally respond to acrisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person youlove... they have concluded that your act displays soundmindedness and rationality.The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with hisbathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, buthe's was dead when we cut him down.'Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself nurse, I hung him up there todry...How soon can I go home? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rockcutting Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Sick.humour Not funny at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Dear Rockcutting (note use of correct name) Just from reading your posts I am convinced that you are desperately in need of a humour tranfusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 that made me chuckle Algy (no offence meant with regards to your view and comment RC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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