algy Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Bank Quay station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me." The badly shaken passenger apologised to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly." The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry. It's entirely my fault. I have been made redundant and today is my very first day driving this taxi cab, I had previously been driving a hearse for the past 25 years." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 An old one but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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