algy Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Chinese Sex.While in China an American man is very sexually promiscuous and doesnot use a condom the entire time he is there.A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning tofind his manhood covered with bright green and purple spots.Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, neverhaving seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells theman to return in two days for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve gotbad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare andalmost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot orsomething and fix me up, Doc.”The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going tohave to amputate your penis.”The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want butsurgery is your only option.”The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’llknow more about the disease.The Chinese doctor examines the man's penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes,Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but whatcan we do? My American doctor wants to amputate it!”The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid Americandocttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No needamputate!”“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!!!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cleopatra Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Poor sod....! He had the 'luck of a mongolian pox doctor'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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