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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's bonnet.

Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad.

Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male: Playing cricket without a box.

 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

 

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lents) n.

Female: An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.

Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

 

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (re-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A device for scanning through 375 channels every 5 minutes. 

 

 

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Or an Italian suppository

 

 

Talking of double meanings,

Make sure the next time you  buy a condom and it states  "Insert 2 pounds and push in knob" that you don't end up in Casualty.
 

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Make sure the next time you  buy a condom and it states  "Insert 2 pounds and push in knob" that you don't end up in Casualty.

 

:D  :D  :D  Wolfie, you're crazy :D

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Saw a headline on teletext that said "Top Officer rapped over Hillsborough" and imagined a senior police officer emulating Eminem

 

 

"My name is...my name is ...my name is the old bill" 

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