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Lt Kije

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY

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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

  Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally. . .


"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

 
 

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol: Good ones Lt and a nice start to a Monday morning.  I've got the giggles now.  Cool :)

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