algy Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 The Human Body! It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb). The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's... There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. You will find most men are still busy checking their thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 OK so I am going to be honest here and I did actually look at my own thumb (presuming mine was slightly smaller than a mans) just to see what 'average' might be I guess none of the others are true either then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Have you got very small thumbs then Diz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Hey Dizz, I have had the pleasure of meeting you and there is no way you should be studying your thumbs!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb. What if one of your thumbs is slightly longer than the other, which one do you use for measurement or you multiply each by three add them together and divide by two to get an average of the average. What part of the thumb do you measure to, the second joint from the tip or the third joint from the tip? There can be about a 1 1/2 " difference between the two. And one final thought if you have long thumbnails are they included in the measurement? Does make wonder though if that is why some ladies carry a tape measure in their handbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 The small thumb if you re being honest. The big thumb if you are exaggerating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 And one final thought if you have long thumbnails are they included in the measurement? Yes, unless you are Jewish. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 So it's thumbs up then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demelzadoe Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Before my twins were born (X-ray, pre-scan days, going back a few years) I knew I was having a boy and a girl because they had different heart rates. Still was prepared with two boys names and two girls names though, just in case. Actually four names, two for each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demelzadoe Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Hey Dizz, I have had the pleasure of meeting you and there is no way you should be studying your thumbs!. The mind boggles at what this could possible mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 The mind boggles at what this could possible mean? It means she is a perfectly normal female, you numbskull!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demelzadoe Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Bigger numbskull than the average numbskull I'd say because I'm still boggled. Sometimes it takes me longer than average and sometimes it just takes me forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Bigger numbskull than the average numbskull I'd say because I'm still boggled. Sometimes it takes me longer than average and sometimes it just takes me forever. Your not Dizzy's twin sister by any chance are you, deme'. Ooops i had better go and put my tin hat on!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demelzadoe Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Tin hat would be an advantage, don't know about Dizzy but I have 100% accuracy with my handbag. And since you mention it, I'd say we do share the same ancestor lineage via the Bennett family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Tin hat would be an advantage, don't know about Dizzy but I have 100% accuracy with my handbag. And since you mention it, I'd say we do share the same ancestor lineage via the Bennett family. Oh my God! my wifes maiden name was Bennett, and also you must be related to another member, Tracey, cos' she's related to everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 So it's thumbs up then. Unless you need viagra, in which case it's thumbs down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demelzadoe Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Oh my God! my wifes maiden name was Bennett, and also you must be related to another member, Tracey, cos' she's related to everybody. Yes., Tracey has come down the same ancestral line, and no doubt your wife has too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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