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Marriage Jokes

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A man was granted two wishes by God, 

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. 

Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa. 

 

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. 

Some remain single and make wonders happen. 

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. 

Rest get married and wonder what happened! 

 

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Wives are magicians. 

They can change anything into an argument 

 

 

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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men? 

 

A very INTELLIGENTstudent replied: 

"Because Women don't have a wife!" 

 

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." 

 

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" 

 

"I know all that." 

 

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" 

 

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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