Lt Kije Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 A man was granted two wishes by God, He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa. ********** There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened! ********** Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument ********** Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men? A very INTELLIGENTstudent replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!" ********** "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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