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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered payers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, " I have a praise. Two months ago , my husband Tom had a terrible motorcycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. His pain was excruciating and the doctor didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."  "We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrapped wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom . "Now," she announce in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with a unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium, he said,"I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum. 

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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered payers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, " I have a praise. Two months ago , my husband Tom had a terrible motorcycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. His pain was excruciating and the doctor didn't know if they could help him."

 

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."  "We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrapped wire around it to hold it in place."

 

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom . "Now," she announce in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

 

All the men sighed with a unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

 

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium, he said,"I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "Yes it was a terrible experience and I am thankfull that I'm recovering, but I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum. 

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Another keyboard ruined!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  OMG that's sooooo funny Algy and I've just cut and pasted it and sent it to my brother and my other half.  Their eyes should be watering just about now :lol:

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