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Psalm 129

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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looked and nearly had an accident and after changing gear let his hand slide up her leg.

She immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129".

The priest apoligised and removed his hand but was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changed gear and had ogled at her leg for the millionth time he let the hand slide up the leg again.

The Nun once again said, "Father remember Psalm 129".

Arriving at the convent the nun got out and the priest went on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushed to the bible and looked up Psalm 129 and it said, "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"

 

Moral of the Story: In your job you should always be well informed or you may miss a great opportunity.

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