observer Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 You wake up in the night, your girl friend is no longer by your side in bed, you hear a noise in the toilet area - so what do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Shoot her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I don't have a girl friend. What would you do Marjorie Proops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safeway60 Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I'd *accidentally* shoot her three times then weep in court.....My uncle would give interviews on the steps of the court claiming I'd never get over it. Miss Steenkamp won't have the opportunity to *get over it* unfortunately....Then when a *substance* along with hyperdermic needles are found in my bedroom I would claim it is a *herbal* remedy although some cynics would doubt herbal remedies are administered by mainlining them.....I didn't have roid rage... NO, I DID NOT AND I'LL SHOOT ANYBODY WHO SAYS I DID !!!....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 He hasn't got a leg to stand on with that tale. hears a noise, gets out of bed, grabs his gun, crawls down the hallway and fire several shots into the bathroom. Any sensible person would call the police before investigating any peculiar noise in the house if they suspected an intruder. but in answer to your original question. You wake up in the night, your girl friend is no longer by your side in bed, you hear a noise in the toilet area - so what do you do? Remind her to put the vent fan on before she gets back into bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted February 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 If you can afford a top legal team, and the Police have been rather incompetant - you could repeat the success of O.J.Simpson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Make damned sure Mrs Algy never found out that I had been in bed with the 'girlfriend' in the first place!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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