Lt Kije Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I really shouldn't drink at the same time as reading jokes... it just came down my nose... thanks Lt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Brilliant Lt, and one I had not heard before :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Yes, a good one. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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