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Turpentine

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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.

He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

 

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

 

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol: I really shouldn't drink at the same time as reading jokes... it just came down my nose... thanks Lt :lol:   :oops:  :lol:  

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