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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go?

 

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

 

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

 

 

 

 

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

 

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.

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:lol:   :lol: I'm glad they do that as I always thought the 'dead' ones were eaten by sharks and stuff... but while they were still alive :lol:  8)  

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:lol:   :lol: I'm glad they do that as I always thought the 'dead' ones were eaten by sharks and stuff... but while they were still alive :lol:  8)  

If you believe that Dizz, you may as well believe his one on Brass Monkeys. :lol: :lol:

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Oooh blimey Penguindust never thought of that.  :lol:

 

..... are you related to any of these live ones....... such determination eh?

 

(Algy watch out 'cos if push comes to shove you could be going in the same direction unless of course you are the more agile or grumpier one and can stand your ground )    :lol:

 

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Which just goes to prove that penguins do have a sense of humour.

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Oooh blimey Penguindust never thought of that.  :lol:

 

..... are you related to any of these live ones....... such determination eh?

 

(Algy watch out 'cos if push comes to shove you could be going in the same direction unless of course you are the more agile or grumpier one and can stand your ground )    :lol::wink:

He's easy Dizz, a couple of well aimed slaps around his 'pecker' with a mackeral and he's off looking for another 'bird'. :wink::D   Dizz, have seen the screen cleaner in 'GENERAL CHAT', I would have thought that would have been right up your street! :unsure:

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:lol:  :lol: 

 

PS I've seen the topic but my pc blocked the link and I got scared then forgot to try again :oops:  :lol:

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:lol:  :lol: 

 

PS I've seen the topic but my pc blocked the link and I got scared then forgot to try again :oops:  :lol:

Possibly your safety settings set too high, and I'm not criticising, that is a peronal decision, but I have not had any problems, it was sent to me by someone on Ashton-in-Makerfield Forum and as always I checked it out with Avast and Malwarebytes before opening.

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