P J Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I hope Observer smokes their fags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 isn't muffin the mule against the law? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 No - a bloke in Mali sells fags cheaper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cleopatra Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Could this revelation be the answer to the mystery of Shergar's disappearance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I bet the "Hungry Horse" chain of restaraunts regret choosing that name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Could this revelation be the answer to the mystery of Shergar's disappearance? HAMBURGERS! An anagram of SHERGAR BUM. coincidence or what?. ( beat you to it PJ.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 you never know, y'all might have eaten pedigree burgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Would that be pedigree chum burgers?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 pedigree horse burgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 A motorist gets pulled over by a police officer, who asks him to blow into a breathalyser. The machine beeps.‘I’m sorry Sir,’ says the officer. ‘You’re over the limit. Can you tell me what you have had tonight?’‘Nothing Officer,’ replies the man. ‘Just a burger from Tesco.’‘That explains it,’ says the policeman. ‘I knew I could smell Red Rum.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 I tried to take some burgers back to Tesco but they said they wouldn’t accept them. Looks like I’m saddled with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 I bought some Tesco burgers — I wanted to get venison ones, but they were dead dear (deer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 I won’t eat Tesco burgers. They may be low in fat, but they have a very high Shergar content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 I went to a Tesco café yesterday and ordered a burger. They asked me if I wanted anything on it, and I said: ‘Yes — a fiver each way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Good ones Cleo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 And by coincidence, all in todays Daily Mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 And by coincidence, all in todays Daily Mail. Very few people have the ability to concoct some for of amusing anecdote, I certainly have'nt, so most of us source it from someone or somewhere else, nowt' wrong with that Wolfie!., I asume that's how you came about your polar bear image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Can't believe you're sticking up for Cleo alg. BTW If you can find that polar bear pic anywhere else on the internet let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Can't believe you're sticking up for Cleo alg. BTW If you can find that polar bear pic anywhere else on the internet let me know. I'm sure the complete image is'nt anywhere on the internet, but I doubt you took the picture of the polar bear yourself but obtained it from the net, then edited it with photo editing software, nowt' wrong with that. not sticking up for Cleo, just pointing out that "people living in glass houses should not throw stones", so to speak. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 And by coincidence, all in todays Daily Mail. So what....? I never claimed to have thought them up myself - just like you never took the polar bear pic yourself, eh what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 See the little winking smiley at the end of my post Cleo. It was supposed to be a joke in reference to the other thread regarding being a reader of the Daily Mail You really need to lighten up and take a chill pill. Same applies to alg but to a lesser extent . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Aw! come on Wolfman, Didn't you spot my wink and couple of grins at the end of my reply, lighten up, man! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 And by coincidence, all in todays Daily Mail. Some of them were on the forum a few days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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