wolfie Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 "Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife."No," I said.She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note."Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked."No," I said.She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note."Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?""No," I said, intrigued."Well, go and take a quick look in the garage." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Although I did think she was going to tell him to undress himslef and then look in the mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Good one Wolfie! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Like it. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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