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harry hayes

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Conversation between a man and his doctor.

"For a man of 60, you're in good shape".

 

Did i say i was 60.  I'm 83".

"My goodness, your father must have lived a long life".

 

Did I say he was dead? He's 104.

"good grief man, how long did your grandfather live?"

 

Did I say my grandfather was dead?  He's 124 and is getting married next week.

 

"Why on earth would a 124 year old want to get married?"

 

Did I say he wanted to get married?

 

Happy days

 

Tug of war tomorrow  - Christmas heave" 

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