Lt Kije Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Shit Ron, how long you been here? How did you talk your missus into letting you go ?" "Well, I've been here since last night. After dinner at home yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who ?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing sexy brand new lingerie. She said had been reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and she had a devilish look in her eyes!!! She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes ! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So . . . . here I am ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So . . . . here I am ! Same old joke different slant!! :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Talking of fishing.... Taking a chance with this one that Dizzy wont consign it to the bin but I thought it is ever so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Looks like he's about to get his rod bent. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Looks like he's gonna get a bite he didn't expect! Obviously using the wrong bait on his fishing line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Big fish needs a big worm, not an appetiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I may think twice about having fish and chips for tea tonight then!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 What's it gonna be...? An little fly or a big juicy worm? No contest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 What's it gonna be...? An little fly or a big juicy worm? No contest! Depends on your preference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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