asperity Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 :shock: :grin: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 H2O2 + Hydrogen Peroxide!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 H2O2 + Hydrogen Peroxide!. So does that mean the dead man was not a chemist then Algy? If so why didn't the other man warn him? Why did he just sit there and watch him drink it? Doesn't H202 have an odour? If it does why didn't the dead man smell it and realise that it wasn't water? And if he did, why did he drink it anyway? And why did the waiter serve it to him in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Maybe it's because cartoon men have no conscience? :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I liked your first one Asp,, but your second one beats it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Both so funny Asp To be homest I wouldn't have got it if Algy hadn't posted though as me and science definately don't go together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 So does that mean the dead man was not a chemist then Algy? If so why didn't the other man warn him? Why did he just sit there and watch him drink it? Doesn't H202 have an odour? If it does why didn't the dead man smell it and realise that it wasn't water? And if he did, why did he drink it anyway? And why did the waiter serve it to him in the first place? H2O2 doesn't have an odour to non chemical workers. When it is made it is 85% in strength. The stuff that is sold in shops is watered down to about 1 to 5% if memory serves me correctly. If it comes in contact with material, it catches fire. Great for washing the drains out.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 So does that mean the dead man was not a chemist then Algy? If so why didn't the other man warn him? Why did he just sit there and watch him drink it? Doesn't H202 have an odour? If it does why didn't the dead man smell it and realise that it wasn't water? And if he did, why did he drink it anyway? And why did the waiter serve it to him in the first place? Don't ask me Twopence, I never posted the joke in the first place. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Don't ask me Twopence, I never posted the joke in the first place. :grin: I realised that after I posted Algy but, knowing what a wise ould bird you are, I let it stand, sure that you would know the answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 After one swift application of peroxide we can all have a blond moment I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 I realised that after I posted Algy but, knowing what a wise ould bird you are, I let it stand, sure that you would know the answers. As I understand it!' 1) No, the dead man was not a chemist, he was a retired window cleaner. 2) The other man didn't warn him because he had just found out that he had been sleeping with his wife. 3) He wanted him dead. 4) H2O2 has an odour similar to vinegar, but he had a cold and couldn't smell it anyway. 5) The waiter didn't like him either as the man had also been sleeping with another waiter who was his partner. 6) The reason that they had H2O2 in the restaurant was that the whole situation was planned between the first man who was a chemical engineer and worked at the Solvay works, and the waiter. Happy now tuppence. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Have you had loopy juice on your cereal this morning Algy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Cheers Alge. Wish you had answered yesterday though then I wouldn't have had a sleepless night wondering about it. Still, will rest easy nowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Have you had loopy juice on your cereal this morning Algy Dizz, you know I have to keep Cleo happy. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 We've noticed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 We've noticed Just what are you insinuating Wolfie 'old chap'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Mmmmmm Algy, we need to be more discreet. Or people might start to gossip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 H2O2 doesn't have an odour to non chemical workers. When it is made it is 85% in strength. The stuff that is sold in shops is watered down to about 1 to 5% if memory serves me correctly. If it comes in contact with material, it catches fire. Great for washing the drains out.lol Usually sold as 10 mole. I think that works out at about 3%, but haven't done any chemistry work since 1990. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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