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I ended up with an older woman at a club last Friday night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a kiss and a cuddle, and then she suggested we went back to her place for a Sportsman's Sandwich.

'What's that then?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome with you in the middle,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We had a few more drinks, then she said that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

When we arrived back at her place she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"

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Just as well that you said :wink:

I've just read through that again and it seems to make sense as he's answering her question as to whether he had heard what a Sportsmans Sandwich was!, or am I missing your point Wolfie. :unsure:

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I got it Algy :wink:

 

Wolfie say it like 'Nooooooo, with big wide hopeful eyes' :lol:

Thank goodness for that Dizz, thought I was loosing it there for a moment, probably that villain Wolfie playing mind games!. :wink:

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I got it Algy :wink:

 

Wolfie say it like 'Nooooooo, with big wide hopeful eyes' :lol:

 

Ah, No as in Nooooooooo not as in No. :unsure: :unsure:

 

Can you say Nooooooo excitedly? :unsure:

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No

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Ah, No as in Nooooooooo not as in No. :unsure: :unsure:

 

Can you say Nooooooo excitedly? :unsure:

I suppose you could say anything excitedly if you put your mind to it Wolfie! :wink::D :grin:

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Nooooooooo he couldn't Algy, he'd only day Hooowwwooooo especially on a full moon.... aint that right Wolfie ? :lol::wink:

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