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Get my red jacket!.

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The captain of his ship was disturbed by the first mate shaking him, telling him, “Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon.”

 

The captain tells him,” Get my red coat and prepare the ship for battle!”

 

The first mate runs without question to get the captains red coat and then prepares the ships crew for battle. After their victory he he asks the captain why he wanted his red coat.

 

The captain tells the him “If I were shot you would not be able to tell I’m bleeding and so you would keep on fighting.”

 

The first mate thought this was a great idea. The next day he again went to the captains cabin and shouted “Sir! Sir! There are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!”

 

The captain looked stunned. He looked at the first mate and told him “for Gods sake, pass me my brown pants will you!”

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:lol::lol:

 

Or maybe it's just a case of the 'light' finally going out :wink:

Careful you'll start "Florence" off again! :wink::D :grin:

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:lol::lol:

 

Or maybe it's just a case of the 'light' finally going out :wink:

 

Have you got a.......................

DON'T MENTION LIGHTS... I'm in recovery! :lol::lol::lol:

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