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Two Business Men

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Two  Business Men


Two businessmen in the centre of Perth 


were sitting down for a 

break in their soon-to-be new shop...


As  yet, the shop wasn't ready, 

with only a few shelves set up. 


One said to the other, 

"I bet any minute now some pensioner 

is going to walk by, 

put their face to the window, 

and ask what we're selling."


No sooner were the words out of his mouth 

when, sure enough, 

a curious old woman walked to the window, 

had a peek, 

and in a soft voice asked,  


"What are you selling here?" 


One of the men replied sarcastically, 

"We're selling  ass-holes."


Without  skipping a beat, the old dear said, 

"Must be doing well only two left"

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